Most Special Tweets Of The Week, Part 3
in the future, i hope ricky gervais hosts everything. his mel gibson comment was worth the whole mostly boring show.
tom selleck’s moustache is still the most powerful thing on network tv.
If you are a soldier and you are reading this, I just wanted to say thank you. You, GMH.http://bit.ly/9pCLzX
Device Review: Augen Gentouch78 7″ Android Internet Tablet: Overall impressions? I hate to say it, but meh. Also, … http://bit.ly/crEskT
i’ve got a macbook from my school today!
8 Training Tips for Your First Marathon or Half-Marathon http://bit.ly/de8WfL
Is it possible to look great when you’ve gotten no sleep? http://bit.ly/bgd6on
Happy Monday! I’m looking forward to a great week. I will: walk everyday, eat well, breathe for stress relief, work hard, & smile. You?
“Happiness is not a matter of intensity but of balance, order, rhythm and harmony.” ~Thomas Merton
“Put the rake down. I don’t wanna sit around watching you ‘give it your best.’ Either stop sucking or get the fuck out of the way.”
My new bicycle at Sturgis reminded me of patriotism, America, Dennis Hopper and Easy Rider! http://bit.ly/9P5aAh
5 Ways to Find Your Balance http://bit.ly/dAHj2B
Get the facts YOU want! Follow @OMGFactsSports – @OMGFactsSex – @OMGFactsAnimals – @OMGFactsCelebs
Trying to teach Clementine to enjoy suffering on a bike but as she’s pointed out, at 5 years old, the only suffering she can enjoy, is mine.
What Are the Dangers of Suppressed Anger? http://bit.ly/crzfVn
Twitter Applications and OAuth – read all about it: blog.twitter.com/2010/08/twitte…
Do opposites attract? New research says people choose a future spouse based on similar personality traits: http://bit.ly/cIuGcB
Our son Ennis http://bit.ly/HFEnnis #OBKB RT @rayleen522 Hey @BillCosby What inspired you to wear sweatshirts that say ‘Hello Friend’?
During 30 minutes of active sex, the average person burns around 200 calories.
We’re sending password resets to accounts posting a fake TweetDeck update; don’t download that file!
Go to support.tweetdeck.com for the update
Google Translate’s new look makes it easier to find & use features like searching across languages & translating email http://bit.ly/apNUl5
T-Pain lost his virginity when he was 10 years old!
North Korea ACTUALLY HIRED Chinese actors to show up to the World Cup and cheer for their team in the stands.
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 TIMES more effective than Valium!
RT @googleapps Which Google Data Authentication method is right for you? Things to consider: http://bi t.ly/cD6uSM
An elephant can die from a broken heart.
Got too much email? Priority Inbox in Gmail helps w/ info overload http://bit.ly/bcu3nw
When turned sideways, the Americas look like a duck…. LOOK! –> http://bit.ly/dcYXiB
When we are committed to honesty, we help reduce the level of misunderstanding, doubt, and fear throughout society.
Having sex can reduce a fever because of the sweat produced.
Dagenz twitterwitz: -Men kjære doktor, jeg kan da umulig være gravid når jeg ikke engang vet hvem faren er?!
New York City has a museum that is completely dedicated to SEX! More info –>http://bit.ly/d6WfKC
What types of spine curvature disorders are there? http://bit.ly/aeGxzp
“And Love Said No” and “Dark Light”, both by HIM, awakens SO many memories for me. I really couldn’t be without those two albums
MYTH BUSTED: Harry Houdini did NOT die from a college student punching him in the stomach. So what happened? –> http://bit.ly/9QBROK
R-I-N-G-tones! Get your FREE Bill Cosby ringtone today 🙂 http://BillCosby.com/Mobile#OBKB
Good news for migraine sufferers: Researchers have ID’ed the 1st genetic link = better future treatments. http://yhoo.it/cCPyWw
Ever wanted to know how Google Translate creates your translations? Go behind the scenes at http://youtu.be/Rq1dow1vTHY
i bought myself a macbook pro today! 🙂
It would take 1.2 MILLION mosquitoes to fully drain the average human body of blood! More mosquito facts –> http://bit.ly/cVMgYL
Composer Arnold Schoenberg was SO afraid of the number 13 that he DIED on Friday the 13th. It gets weirder —> http://bit.ly/deEdK5.
Scientists have found evidence for an ancient sea passage linking currently isolated areas of Antarctica. http://bbc.in/aWmsfp
Three reasons New Yorkers live longer: http://weil.ws/ce1TnM
How to Teach Juggling http://wikihow.com/Teach-Juggling
Addressing the nation from the Oval Office about the end of the war in Iraq. Watch live at 8pm ET. http://wh.gov/live
Natural gas does NOT naturally have a strong smell. So… why does it stink? —>http://bit.ly/9iwGds
Watch President Obama’s Iraq address live on YouTube now & submit your questions:http://www.youtube.com/whitehouse
Live now: White House officials answer your top-voted national security questions on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/whitehouse
I made a pledge to the American people as a candidate for this office—and tonight the American combat mission in Iraq has ended.
Vanity Fair magazine shoot http://bamargera.com/html/news_detail.asp?newsID=638
There were patriots who supported this war and who opposed it. We are united in appreciation for our troops and our hope for Iraq’s future.
Thanks James for sharing this picture with me on Facebook! (it’s by Dann Designs)http://yfrog.com/2pgngj
America’s men and women in uniform have served with courage and resolve. I am proud of their service and awed by their sacrifice.
The Iraqi people will have a strong partner in the United States. Our combat mission is ending, but our commitment to Iraq’s future is not.
Thanks for the shout-out! RT @aplusk this is about the coolest thing I’ve seen in a long time http://bit.ly/cUptyg
Nature is weird: there is species of tree that contains both a powerful toxin AND its antidote! Pic –> http://bit.ly/9nggYj.
I am encouraged by the clear acknowledgment of the need to seek non-violent resolutions of conflict in a spirit of reconciliation.
Skremt pasient: Hvor syk er jeg doktor? -Vel, neste gang du fyller bensin holder’e med halv tank.
Brannmann brøllopsnatta: Når jeg sier 1 kler du av deg.På 2 legger du deg å på 3 hopper jeg på.Plutslig skrek hun 4!-Hva? -Mer slange!
First see it.. Then believe it.. Go achieve it!
Low Vitamin D Linked to Heart Failure Deaths http://bit.ly/afkXPH
Note to self > If you get to a million followers, you’ve got to do something super special for the millionth follower… Ideas tweeps??
Ladies, is it possible your best friends aren’t your friends at all? http://bit.ly/dbyecd
William Shatner once sold a KIDNEY STONE for $75,000! Who paid that much and WHY? –> http://bit.ly/9qN7HV
Mini Veggie Frittatas Recipe http://bit.ly/ayoF5t
Humans have the LARGEST penis of all primates
Don’t seek, don’t search, don’t ask, don’t knock, don’t demand–relax. If you relax it comes. If you relax it is there. ~Osho
My mom has always introduced my sisters girlfriend as just “a friend”, today for the first time I heard her introd… http://bit.ly/dgTgwo
Oh happy day! Netflix has updated the movies available. I’m going to be extra, uh, “busy” today.
Learning and Unlearning: A Journey of Self Acceptance http://bit.ly/bzTqbp
10 Ways to Manage Low Back Pain at Home http://bit.ly/9Uepfd
Model the world with the new SketchUp 8 http://bit.ly/atEleQ
CNN: A man possibly armed with explosives took at least 1 hostage today at the headquarters of the Discovery Channel http://bit.ly/btubdB
Local details on the Discovery Channel evacuation and hostage situation here:http://tbd.ly/acezZV
Making a spicy curry? Don’t forget the Cucumber Raita on the side. http://weil.ws/9iAjRQ
i need you
A Visual Guide to Migraine Headaches http://bit.ly/cJpgkE
In 1783, a volcano in Iceland erupted for 8 MONTHS. It killed a LOT of people –>http://bit.ly/9XfWga
I gotta use an Ubuntu 10.04 LTS Live CD now to be able to boot up
A 13-year-old boy… was struck by lightning at 13:13 hours… on Friday the 13th! –>http://bit.ly/cr70X5
Get more zzzz’s or it’s lights out for your health. Sleep-deprived teens eat more fat, says a new study. http://bit.ly/bsTr4F
Flowers I like: Brandon. Flowers I hate: the grow-y ones.
Johnny Depp only spoke 169 words in the movie ‘Edward Scissorhands’. —>http://bit.ly/9h93tV
RT @googlevoice Tips & tricks for getting more out of Gmail calling. More than 10,000,000 calls made & counting http://bit.ly/bBgiWk
It’s Delete-a-Friend week, but is that too harsh? How to Unfriend Someone on Facebook Without Actually Unfriending Them http://bit.ly/9evN0v
Scientists have created a solar-powered toothbrush that doesn’t need toothpaste! How does it work? –> http://bit.ly/a4kXk9
People who eat chocolate 3 times a month live almost a YEAR longer than those who eat more OR less of it. How?? –> http://bit.ly/dkqI59
Coming soon… http://yfrog.com/mok54j
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Videos and photos from Fistful of Mercy’s session at @KEXP posted! http://bit.ly/9lyzdv
KEXP Videos and Photos – Videos and photos from Fistful of Mercy’s session at KEXP posted! http://bit.ly/9lyzdv
Highest paid athlete ever was an illiterate Greek charioteer named Gaius Appuleius Diocles http://bit.ly/9JcPGy
Clementine started school today, it was rough…for me. I tried to convince her to run away with me to Disneyland for the day…nope.
Study links diet containing fruits and vegetables to reduced lung cancer risk.http://bit.ly/9WW7rs
Archaeologists in Jordan have unearthed a 3,000-year-old Iron Age templehttp://yhoo.it/9QrhkE
There are only 10 human body parts that are 3 letters long…… Eye, hip, arm, leg, ear, toe, jaw, rib, lip, gum.
We are very relieved to report that everyone in our headquarters is unharmed & thank you for your support. http://bit.ly/cixzPF
2 years ago at age 15, I was raped by my dad. My mom didn’t believe me and kicked me out. I called my cousin befo… http://bit.ly/9eXdM4
Penguins cannot walk backwards. Find out why: http://bit.ly/9YIPXa
In the Toy Story movies, Andy’s last name is Davis.
Listening to the new Fistful of Mercy (Ben Harper, Joseph Arthur, and Dhani Harrison). It’s incredible.
We’ve jumped out of so many airplanes, we now have to solve Rubik’s cubes while we are freefalling for it to mean anything…
Announcing Twitter for iPad: Sharing content in Tweets http://t.co/xKz1rGj
Ethical discipline is the indispensable means for mediating between the competing claims of my right to happiness and others’ equal right.
How to Tell if a YouTube Video of a UFO Is Fake http://wikihow.com/Tell-if-a-YouTube-Video-of-a-UFO-Is-Fake
Mark Zuckerberg can’t be blocked on Facebook! Why? –> http://bit.ly/aM2s33
On the TV show Dexter, the actor who plays Dexter is married to his on-screen ‘sister’! Details –> http://bit.ly/dcoMAv
Duverden så mange sinnapiller @thomastalseth har tatt det siste året. Ikke mye sjarm igjen i anmeldelsene, Thomas.
Deftones til Sentrum Scene 28 nov!
Have you ever noticed? Combined, South America and Africa look like a T-Rex! LOOK! –> http://bit.ly/amtjnp.
‘I’m a good listener. I just forget things.’
Instead of seeing the difficulty in every opportunity, see the opportunity in every difficulty…
it’s already 20 months since i met my boyfriend for the first time
Exclusive: Yoko Ono talks about JOHN LENNON remasters coming this Octoberhttp://bit.ly/JLr70
watching one of the best episodes of one tree hill ever and i can’t stop smiling
Photo essay: David Gray and Ray LaMontagne @ Red Rocks Amphitheatrehttp://dpo.st/crSMJJ (via @RVRB)
You are in my frame.
YouTube is now available in Hebrew http://bit.ly/asBAJV
Arthur’s Day is back on 23 Sept and David is joining the celebrations. Keep an eye on –www.guinness.com/arthursday for info.
Best interview this week. Heidi Cullen. Senior research scientist w/Climate Central. About the Weather of the Future http://bit.ly/aaHyYb
A lighter baked beans recipe for your holiday party http://bit.ly/ahfxzM
My, how time flies! http://weil.ws/aeacrU
“Some people thrive on huge, dramatic change. Some people prefer the slow & steady route. Do what’s right for you.” ~Julie Morgenstern
Got high cholesterol? Learn what you can do to lower it quickly — starting today.http://bit.ly/aICJc5
There was an elderly couple walking the beach next to me. They were holding hands up until when the women let go… http://bit.ly/bhT5Ll
Google Developer Day 2010 agendas are up. Tracks: Android, Chrome + HTML5 & Cloud Platform http://goo.gl/VqpP (via @googlecode)
Hey guys! We launched http://kidsgivemehope.com @KidsGiveMeHope – stories of kids doing the CUTEST things! Hope you enjoy! 🙂 -Gaby&Emerson
Flat Abs for Men: Want 6-pack abs? Here’s how to get them. http://bit.ly/9LIpJc
President Andrew Jackson was captured by Great Britain during the War at age 13. This is why he hated the British –> http://bit.ly/bPLu97
would like to see this!RT @TheIndyArts: Bob Dylan painting exhibition at Danish National Gallery http://ind.pn/cUBols
eyes wide open
A piece of uncooked spaghetti almost NEVER breaks in half. Why? –>http://bit.ly/bRi3tN
Haven’t seen Where the #$&% is Santa? http://bamargera.com/html/schedule.asp
Cold weather does NOT increase the rate at which hair grows! So why do people believe this? –> http://bit.ly/cfvVtr
A couple of days ago, at the restaurant I work at, an American solider came in with his wife to eat. One of our wa… http://bit.ly/9NW5jz
I recently turned 50 and a routine colonoscopy may have saved my life. I shared my story with People mag: http://bit.ly/cQOQQI
you should follow @johncusack. like if Hunter ST had a twitter. messy. big brain with only 140 characters to express wit and frustration
4 Things Your Dentist Wants You to Do Now http://bit.ly/9fvoka
The first music video aired on MTV was “Video Killed the Radio Star” by the Buggies. Here’s the SUPER 80s video –> http://bit.ly/b4XcA9
It would take about 542,241 YEARS to count to one trillion. How we know? –>http://bit.ly/aWz6VM
Researchers say a marine ragworm has brain structures that are directly related to the human brain. http://bit.ly/b3NarA (corrected url)
1,000,000 followers on Twitter! Thank you for your support. Lots of love to you all. yoko
I’m at work. If anyone here is reading this, that chocolate donut is mine. No not that one. The other one.
The word “set” has the most definitions of ANY English word at a whopping 464! Can you guess the other top word… http://mpld.it/c90mH
The words ‘moron,’ ‘imbecile,’ ‘idiot,’ were once MEDICAL TERMS used by doctors/scientists! Here’s what … http://mpld.it/10eev
A man was once run over by his own dog. How did it happen? http://bit.ly/cWM039
Despite how huge they are, guess which primate has one of the smallest penises? Gorillas!
Divers compare Asian Sheepshead Wrasse fish to Shrek. http://bit.ly/a55sF0
I am 15. Today, a 4 year old boy approached me. He told me I was the most beautiful “lady” he had ever seen. He t… http://bit.ly/cbYIMG
In November, my cousin got diagnosed with terminal cancer. As soon as he could, he went made sure he registered … http://bit.ly/c5HtoE
RT @TheOzzfest: BLACK SABBATH Can Teach Christians A Lesson Says Cleric:http://tinyurl.com/29akzz9
strummer- joe.. he was one of the apostles… its been said http://bit.ly/9jBeFG
Everyone’s favourite Southern Man, Neil Young, has announced details of his new solo album… http://cot.ag/a283Ka #HRC2010
Babies are NOT colorblind at birth. Details + tasteless joke –> http://bit.ly/dn6uRy.
I am a teacher for second graders. This past week we’ve been learning about facts and opinions. I said the stat… http://bit.ly/b4fAgv
Today is National Lazy Mom’s Day. 11 Ways to Stop Overparenting and Be a “Slacker Mom” http://wikihow.com/Be-a-Slacker-Mom
Be your own biggest supporter. Use the strength of your thoughts to continually encourage your own positive, productive actions.
Afrikaenka krever 18 miljoner kroner forat Tjostolv å Joshua ska få sone i Norge. Grådigheten dør aldri i Afrika.
Gubben sto naken foran speilet å beundret seg sjøl-98 kilo rein dynamitt!-Åh, sa kona. Da er’e livsfali med den ekstra korte lunta1
On Sep 1 Apple launched “Ping”. You can now follow people like on Twitter. How to try it:http://bit.ly/awXPiZ
5 warning signs of Alzheimer’s disease: http://weil.ws/cVf7Vt
The rollout of Gmail Priority Inbox is now complete – you should see it now in *your* inbox: http://bit.ly/9rHlBw
“Accept everything that comes to you as a gift. At night, mentally give it all back. In this way, you become free.” D. Levin
Texas boy killed by rare deadly amoeba after swimming in a river. http://bit.ly/aehKoK
You can have your BBQ without wrecking your diet. http://bit.ly/dw9I50
Search trends from coast to coast in the Google Beat this week http://bit.ly/c47Zz2
RT @grantimahara: Today, we are building a slapping robot. Just another Friday at the office.
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Why Positive Thinking Didn’t Work for Me http://bit.ly/aWojyt
Bob Dylan comes to Florida in October. Five shows just announced…on sale next week! More dates to come. http://bobdylan.com/tour
NASA plans to plunge a car-sized unmanned spacecraft into the Sun’s outer atmosphere. http://bbc.in/8Zvamk
I can still taste it! Burp! RT @FueledByMadison Apparently @BillCosby loved my dad’s fish & said it was awesome. Nice! http://bit.ly/bLV4Kw
1 in 5 Americans believes in ALIEN abductions! More similar disturbing numbers–>http://bit.ly/bmS9fL
Hope you like the surprise! RT @Agent_M I think today I may open the package @peeweeherman sent me. Pics to come. THANKS AGAIN, PEE WEE!!!
CDC report finds 1 in 7 home kitchens would fail a restaurant health inspection.http://bit.ly/bL6r0T
ICEland is mostly green and grassy, while GREENland is mainly cold and icy. –>http://bit.ly/buLY4Q
oh fox news, you and your avg 65 years+ audience aren’t supposed to get the joke, but you are now officially humorless http://fxn.ws/cezJ6B
In 2008, a man had a stroke so disastrous he was in a coma. The hospital pronounced him brain dead. They said if h… http://bit.ly/cIpm9x
Woo hoo, no work Monday! (Even though I’ve always considered that day optional.)
Tell your boss I told you so: Vacations aren’t a luxury; they’re a health necessity:http://bit.ly/blSXB1 (via @RealAge)
Enjoy the long Labor Day weekend — we’ll have an all new show for you on Tuesday.
The average human foot contains over 250,000 sweat glands! But THIS is why your feet stink —> http://bit.ly/a6FdUx
Today I was at a store, a little boy asked the cashier if he could “buy the lottery.” The cashier, knowing that … http://bit.ly/ageWCN
THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED: 30 Hornets vs 30,000 Bees… Who won? –>http://bit.ly/cVUCxB
A clock tower being constructed in Saudi Arabia is BIGGER than Big Ben! Details + pic –> http://bit.ly/bIMop9
I’m FINALLY back! It took me two days or so to get back into my computer, but now that I’m back, I can’t tell you how much I’ve missed it!
Hurricane Earl is heading for New England. It’s not too late to prepare. Read and share this wiki guide: http://bit.ly/538xQ
Evolution in Action: Lizard moving from eggs to live birth. http://bit.ly/dyzP5N
Mixing in 5.1. I don’t care if the format(s) mostly died – still sounds cool.
Gmail Priority Inbox, improved scheduler in Google Calendar and more in this week’s Google Apps highlights http://bit.ly/c54yyr
The only nuts mentioned in the Bible are almonds and pistachios. (Genesis 43:11 and Numbers 17:8)
I spend last July at a summer camp and hung out with most of the guys there. Out of the fifteen boys that shared … http://bit.ly/d12prR
Michael Jordan is almost NEVER in NBA video games. Unless it was throwing exploding basketballs. Why? —> http://bit.ly/dnGwUY
I’ve watched a girl in my grade get bullied for a year because she spends her free period doing schoolwork. They … http://bit.ly/9f7e91
How to Raise Awesome Kids by Slacking Off: Slow Parenting 101 http://bit.ly/c2vRQ7
6 Tips for Playing Hard to Get http://wikihow.com/Play-Hard-to-Get
Australia claimed 42% of the entire continent of Antarctica – that’s nearly 80% of Australia itself!
Suffering from e-mail overload? Try letting Gmail decide what’s important: Use Gmail’s New Priority Inbox Feature http://bit.ly/bXUuDA
So glad you weren’t disappointed it wasn’t tacos! RT @Agent_M Photo: The gift @peeweeherman sent me! http://tumblr.com/xo7hj75ji
My daughter goes to kindergarten, and there is a boy there who is blind. She didn’t understand what this meant, … http://bit.ly/avcwkK
I’m trying to find 9 wallpapers now. I thought I’d find them easier, but I’ve only got three now
I’m thinking of doing a different approach to a song or two or three now, and I think it’ll turn out VERY cool and great
This is a VERY bad cat. http://twitpic.com/2l52ek
This is what a bad cat looks like. Watch out for bad cats. http://twitpic.com/2l53d8
@soniclizzz, i will always love you
@eselemma And I will ALWAYS love you too ❤
I just added another page, called Creatures: http://t.co/7TcM2RI
Watching remember me… Super sad!
My beverage recipe for the weekend: 1 oz Coco Loso 1 oz Malibu Splash of Coconut Water I call it “Jamaica” Enjoy!
hey little girl, look what you’ve done
baby, i’m with you
Last night, I was about to kill myself. I had the razor in my hand, and I had put it to my wrist and began to cut… http://bit.ly/9teFsw
you’re the first, my last, the everything (@soniclizzz)
i had the worst heartache ever
I like to think outside the box! RT @hammerindolly @peeweehermanhttp://yfrog.com/j4firlj don’t be a square peewee! 🙂
How to Set a Passcode on the iPad http://wikihow.com/Set-a-Passcode-on-the-iPad
Scientists use 3D computer technology to create what they say is the first true likeness of William Shakespeare. http://bit.ly/c6K3nt
Snakebot is a snake robot that can climb a tree and have a look around.http://bit.ly/96sHpw
By being inattentive to the needs of others, inevitably we end up harming them.
Worth a read, I liked this Economist article about Brazil and its agriculture work in the Cerrado – http://bit.ly/aljju8
Another interesting article, this one on a promising experimental treatment against malaria – http://bit.ly/brqdhY
On Labor Day we honor the American worker and reaffirm our commitment to the great American middle class. http://j.mp/a3RjbF
Preparing tea? Hold the milk http://weil.ws/973lIJ
Today’s “Be Late for Something” Day. How to Pull Off Being Late to a Meetinghttp://wikihow.com/Pull-Off-Being-Late-to-a-Meeting
RT @donttrythis: DragonCon audience is insanely great! They make me seem far funnier than I actually am. What a warm and intense reception.
How to Celebrate Father’s Day, for those celebrating in Australia & New Zealand, or just because http://bit.ly/9c5nEV
I’m 11 yrs older than my lil sis but she’s the one who thinks twitter is for the youngins… LOL!!!
“Women are like tea bags. They don’t know how strong they are until they get into hot water.” Eleanor Roosevelt
Remember to walk.
The voice of ‘Fry’ from Futurama is also the voice of the Honey Nut Cheerios bee! Aaaand all of these characters… http://mpld.it/0dsUF
The names of the four ghosts in Pac-Man are Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde. What do they mean? –> http://bit.ly/bq6fKH
NOW I’m closing tweets for “Most Special Tweets Of The Week”